Special thanks to the NHL and NBC, which showed Pens-Caps for the 47,886th time in the past decade last night instead of its two future stars.

The streak is alive!

QB Prospect: I’m really interested in having the opportunity to be drafted by your organization. I think the Dolphins provide the right environment for me to grow as a quarterback.

The Los Angeles Clippys!

Their new mascot should have been a Zune.

Has there been a duller NHL season? I was young in the 90s but even then I felt like there was more competition and excitement than we see now. We have a quarter of the season to go and there are only two teams on the outside of the playoffs looking in right now with a realistic shot at getting in. The Stanley Cup…

And JR Smith loves him for opening the door for others.

Oh hai Tommy!

Over 50 credits for Williams-Sonoma. Overpaying for things is second nature to them.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS?

EATING AS MUCH AS A RYAN BOY EATS?

James doesn’t deserve this, Dwight doesn’t deserve,” Brown said. “This,

I’m not surprised that the Rockets CEO felt the need to speak out. James Harden obviously wasn’t going to defend himself.

Duke fan here - Grayson needs to cut this shit out. There’s a difference in being tough/physical and being dirty. He’s starting to trend towards the latter and it’s not a good look for him or the team.

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

You mean in that it is self-referential, masturbatory, more or less useless, and divorced from the thesis of the article?

Even if they stand up, Yankees fans clearly won’t be able to applaud. Their hands will be full, what with their lorgnettes and walking sticks to hold onto.

[Thinks]

jesus christ, is there anything a new englandler won’t be insufferably provincial about?

FINALLY a pitcher or catcher gives a fucking report

This is a truly bizarre instance of interpretative sports emo cosplay.