I hear one of his opponents is as strong as 10 regular men though. How do you say no to that?

Are you saying JR Smith is Ceiling Dion?

Chukwudiebere Maduabum

Don’t forget about his new song that he made over the all-star break because he got snubbed. He’s somehow really good at everything he does.

Unconfirmed sources report Pablo Sandoval was spotted breaching just off the starboard side as the boat docked.

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Dwight Howard is the Taylor Swift of the NBA. There are only so many times I can hear that you aren’t happy with the men around you before I start to wonder if you’re the fucking problem.

If only tip-off was at 2:30 then they could make the game.

+1 earworm

There’s a highlight truther questioning this post in the video clip that the post is based on. This is apex highlight truthery.

just soon enough

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

Oh my god. I moved to Mad-Town last year I go to the Y and all these Sterling basketballs. I had never seen one before. Some kind of weird Madison thing. Nope Washington State, weird but they’ve probably got their hooks into Bo.

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

I posted the same thing. They are the only major program to have used a ball made by Sterling. This is definitely one of those “glass houses” situations.

Dwight “could use a change of scenery” for the past 6 seasons and 3 teams.

It’s fantastic that both teams decrease wins with this trade.

Et tu, Moute?

I think the glum look is because by plugging Barbasol their chances of being eaten by dinosaurs has increased exponentially.