Kane was all smiles after the game, in interviews, talking about winning all three fights.

Dear Johnny Hockey,

As a Duke basketball fan, I gotta say that’s a bitch move.

Maybe now Vivek will finally realize that it’s hard to defend yourself when you’re outnumbered.

Now he’ll have more time to spend with Matt Barnes’ family.

“How you take it depends heavily on whether you believe an athlete owes anything to the media minutes after the biggest disappointment of his life,”

That sucks. Not a Seahawks fan but Lynch was the kind of player I enjoyed watching play the game even if he wasn't on my team. The Beastquake got me out of my seat from 3,000 miles away.

Ted Ginn & Juice. Holy fuck, my sides! And who the hell is “Opthomas Prime” supposed to be?

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

Ligue 1 wouldn’t be so bad if Newcastle would stop buying and ruining all of their good players.

The lyrics suggest his predilection for shooting semen into girl’s eyes. If she's his wife and presumably has been getting said treatment for years, she'd be blind by now.

Greg Olsen: “I told you we shouldn’t have let Russell Wilson do a guest verse.”

So a podcast is replacing the printed Funbag? When did Simmons take over as Deadspin editor?

Meanwhile, in the 76ers’ locker room...

Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

You get less Nance

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I hope they hold off until next year and hire Kobe; headline “Suns Collapse, turn to Black Hole”

I hope they get Mike Fratello; headline: “Suns Turn to White Dwarf”

a trade was fabricated to get him out of the division and into the minor leagues, they asked John Scott to tell fans not to vote for him & they asked John Scott what his 5yo daughter would think.