Had to star/approve such a classy response from a Patriots fan. I hope you’re not buried by the “game was rigged by Hochuli” crew.

well we still have the SPace Jam website

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

When asked for comment, LeBron James replied, “who?”

Carson Palmer as the old guy who dies in the third quarter? Accurate.

Nerd rage at Imperial Shuttle being behind Jedi Master Palmer is conflicting with the happiness at the salt from Pats fans at their QB being Vader.

Pardon me - aren’t you from the Spurs, sirs?

Blancoté isn’t a real French word, but “blanc” and “cote” translate to “white” and “side,” as in Heat center Hassan Whiteside

I mean. It is true. All NFL coaches are physically superior monsters who intimidate their players into doing what they are told to do. Bill Belichick is what, 8 feet tall, 450lbs? When he tore that one offensive lineman’s spine right out of the guy’s back I thought, gosh there is an offensive genius, no wonder his…

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

...they’re missing out on around $750 million in revenue they would’ve earned in 2011. This is one of the big reasons ESPN laid off 300 employees, let Keith Olbermann, Bill Simmons, and Colin Cowherd go, and killed Grantland.

This could get awkward as that nickname is usually reserved for UNC student athletes.

:(

$65 for Keurig options is crossing the goddamn line

When the dropping of your hearts

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
Before “The Drive”
Before “The Fumble”
I dreamed the Browns never left town
I dreamed that God would be forgiving
Then I was young and a Browns fan
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

Can you hear the people sing
Singing the songs of angry fans
Who are pissed to know the Cleveland Browns
Have failed them once again

Les Misérables de Cleveland here will never get old. Never.

The Browns were just impressed that his teams have played meaningful games in October.