“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

Even if the NYE party’s TV is on the game, it still counts as only 1 household, no matter how many people are there to see it. So putting the games there automatically slices down the numbers, even if the actual number of eyes on the game is still the same as last year.

As of January, I’ll have worked as a full-time freelance writer for 16 years. This includes authorship/coauthorship of 28 nonfiction books, hundreds of articles, and a doctoral dissertation. And speaking in my official capacity as someone who has written a lot of pages, I think this theory is credible.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

I’m a Giants fan (hate having to clarify that), he should have been ejected after that hit, no doubt. You could tolerate the other scuffles (though I don’t support them) earlier, and the personal flag fouls were well deserved.

Man...Dwight Howard is gonna be super bummed when his Google Alert for “Dwight Howard+Very Funny” comes up.
Good.

+2 proper use of punctuation inside quotation marks

My 90-year old grandfather still goes to the gym five days a week. In his case, it’s inspiring and sweet because he’s trying to maintain whatever health he can. And he has no delusions about being a body builder or athlete.

I think you chose the wrong stat to highlight Kobe’s game. Yeah, it’s bad that only two other guys have made so few 3s when shooting 17 in a game. But there have only been 28 games in which anybody even attempted attempted 17 three pointers. 28! Kobe only shot that many twice when he was good at basketball. It is…

I enjoy the visual of a famous 7 foot tall professional athlete attempting to use a fake ID

Reporters saw Gronkowski in the locker room, bending down and lifting luggage

This comment might be the literal embodiment of Stockholm Syndrome.

They had to confirm that the Philadelphia’s win percentage is, in fact, the same as Blutarski’s grade point average.

He’s like Bo Derek, a perfect 9-1.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Nice try, Josh Gordon.

He hasn’t worn ‘8’ in, like, years