Chalmers: Hi yes, operator, this is Mario Chalmers and I have an issue here in the 305.

“The referees may have missed the blatant travel, but at least they caught the goaltending. One out of two ain’t bad.”

After careful consideration, we have decided to direct our time and energy going forward to projects that we believe will have a broader and more significant impact across our enterprise.

For when the One Sports Network comes

Fan: Hey Roger, show us a cool trick you can do with a racket!

It’s “breezin’ through the bank,” but otherwise, okay.

Vince Wilfork for President.

o hai danny

“You made a movie that will help a whole new generation of film-goers to discover my masterpiece. Good thinking, Lisa!” - Tommy Wiseau

IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE THE EGGSPURT, FAUX SPOS FOES.

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

Damn, Derek Fisher STILL won’t give up on the triangle.

It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

That goal was nice (no pun intended), but I still think the goal vs. Bolton was better:

Gronk: the kind of guy you can bring home for your sister’s 16th birthday.

I grew up in a small town in the midwest, and like a naive, small-town girl who was into books and education and culture, I really thought that people in big cities would have to be more cultured and have a better understanding of (and empathy for and curiosity about) the world as a whole.

People who think Boston is the best city in the world have only been there and Akron.

Or put Stevie Wonder behind the wheel of a Bentley. Cause that motherfucker can see.

and he took the specs from the customer, and gave them to the software people. Because he’s got people skills.