I fucking HATE Pearl Jam, yet wouldn’t have thought of them as having a fanboy following too.

I guess those kids from Roundhouse needed some way to pay the rent after Nickelodeon canceled the show.

Imagine the scene when this monstrosity has to stand out there during a minute’s silence. Instead of inappropriately cheerful, we get inappropriately terrifying.

...and somehow it looks like he hit it more than once!

Will really must not have been kidding about being drunk.

Bean the Bunny is criminally low here, guys.

The local market blackouts are also really irritating when you think of the stereotypical user of a streaming service as a fan of an out-of-market team. When your team is playing locally, you’re stuck with the opposing announcers. Anyone ever been forced to watch a game where the insufferable Jack Edwards is gleefully…

...I would throw next week’s paycheck into a Kickstarter campaign to make this happen.

There’s also this gem from back in February, also with Jason Lieser:

Nice to see the NFL looking out for all those bar owners wondering what to show on that one odd TV with no tables directly facing it.

Griffin and Paul are going to give Steve Ballmer a giddy heart attack at this rate. For this, they desperately need to be nicknamed DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS.

Maybe you’re right. It doesn’t seem like such a stretch to say that they have switched back to Bledsoe in the offseason if Brady didn’t win the Super Bowl.

Great choice. First of all, the tuck rule was an abomination. Plus, it creates this crazy hypothetical of Brady going back to the bench at the start of the next season and ending up with Brian Hoyer’s career trajectory.

*looks for Joe Philbin*

Actual Red Sox fans in Alaska, or just people in Boston looking at the 10-foot snow drifts in February and assuming they were living in the Arctic Circle?

I honestly didn't even finish the article because that one line in the quote was so crazy that I just couldn't proceed any further.

Rosen reserved judgment on Duke center Jahlil Okafor because he said he hasn't seen him much

$77 million apartment he didn't actually live in? Still not as big a waste of money as Sanchez.

Now that's what I call a no-look pass.

Even though I totally agree with the Patriots' proposal, doesn't it feel like they're just trolling the league (and all of us) by being the ones to ask for more cameras? There's probably a ball-inflation proposal that they submitted as well, just for the hell of it.