You’re a lumberjack and that’s ok...

And who said the royals don’t contribute anything to society.

I’m not a right wing, and I live in Texas. I vote blue, my husband, parents, brother and his wife, all vote blue. Half of this state is blue. You're not helping us by proving to the Republicans that Democrats are as hateful and blood-thirsty as they are... you're literally saying that you don't give a shit if we die.…

Right. I forgot. Michigan and New York have never had idiot Republican governors.

Dummies! the baby came from SPAIN!

Well now I think I have a friend crush on your wife...

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

It’s a scene from the movie The Lost Weekend (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lost_Weekend_(film)).

Looks more like a Vampire Weekend from your gif.

I guess The Weeknd has become...The Lost Weeknd!

His brother Jack is suspiciously mum.

Thank goodness his uncle Ballpeen hasn’t abandoned him. 

Update: Armie’s been disowned by his parents, Sledge and MC.

Aside from the aesthetics here, I am seriously worried about this woman’s head. What will happen to her follicles? Will her hair be able to grow out? Ok, everyone’s looking for humor, but it’s a bad business having this stuff anywhere on your body. I hope she’s ok.

Maybe Cancel Culture is what happens when White People* are held accountable.

Haven’t we reached the point yet where we just hire Trent Reznor to beat the shit out of Marilyn Manson?

Well, this one truck me rather more than I’d anticipated. I enjoyed everything I saw her in. This is like Madeline Kahn was, though a little less unexpected.

I’ve never seen a 16yo that looks like a 30yo wine aunt. Freaky...

That’s a hard 16. Life must be stressful in the Conway home.

As JMS mentions in his post, he brought this up when he met her: