Pride and accomplishment. 

Let’s get real here for a moment... A couple of days in the summer heat can also make a body unrecognizable. If no fingerprints are already on file, dental and DNA are necessary tools for the coroner.

LOOK like a stupid asshole?! Looks are not deceiving...add evil and greedy to that assessment, and that is one hundred percent of Texas’ republican party.

...that may prove awkward in a prison cell with other mens.

It was a master-class in laying out a narrative. Devastating...

He was wondering in that moment if he could depend on his ‘Depends’.

I’d also like to see the Vegas odds on ‘suicide by Sunday’, or ‘fucked off out the country with a boatload of daddy’s money’.

Seek 2, please. ...thank you.

Oddly, anyone with a public profile has to live with the reality of who they are, versus the public’s perception of them. Katherine Hepburn addressed this issue once; ‘Katherine Hepburn the Movie Star’ was, as she described, “her creature”. This was something separate from the actress as a person. Having to navigate…

Twitter can be a snakepit. Chrissy seems a bit too nice and introspective to want to be on the dark end of a lot of those comments. I will miss her presence, and I adore her, but I’m a big fan of taking a time-out on social media when it becomes distressing.

Hold on there, partner! There are a lot of Democrats in this state who hate this fucking grid and the grift that has powered it. I volunteer Governor Abbott as a human sacrifice to appease the angry god. Throw Rick Perry on the pyre for good measure... AND, Ken Paxton. Because reasons. Many, many reasons.

Before casting stones at this kid, check the labels on your linens, or pharmaceuticals, toys, or electronics...I could go on and on. American companies busted unions and began sending production overseas generations ago. Excuse me if I’m happy this kid is looking to make a sustainable, domestic product, while taking…

‘Ya got a star. Now take yer fucking bat and go.

I just hope her hair follicles are undamaged. If she is lucky enough to get though this without going bald, maybe she can also learn to embrace her natural hair, too. The time, money, and pain threshold required to maintain black hair has always amazed me.

Caitlin’s YouTube channel is fire:

Aside from her arguable skills in “law enforcement”, “mastery of Mayoral-ship”, or “Senatorial Savvy”, I will be very glad to see the back of her. She is so far past her ‘sell by’ date, it’s not amusing, it’s dangerous. I look into those eyes and I see my demented MIL in the nursing home. It’s very obvious she is no…

Now I’m envisioning geriatric mosh pits. God help us.

As someone who spent 6 months in a house I was later told was haunted...pay ME the $2M, and I’ll live there.

Go Team Venture!!

Wasn’t the late actress Elizabeth Montgomery also a distant relative?