Because he’s an entitled asshole and doesn’t realize most people have had his number ever since his bonkers divorce from Kim Basinger and his outrageous rant at his daughter. Otherwise, he’d have the good sense to zip it.

Totally. Fuck ooooooooooff, Maureen Dowd.

Maybe Maureen took a Forget Me Now pill and doesn’t remember what she wrote in the 90s.

“Oh, hi!... Girl, dem shoes...”

This is more graceful than that bloviating asshole could ever dream of being.

RIGHT? How did Sea Lions hurt Maureen Dowd? How?

Whoa! Huge slam on sea lions from out of nowhere...

I said today Aly should be made head of USAGA immediately, and she should go in and clear the place out and fill it with survivors.

His sweatshirt should read “Hello Fiend”

This country cannot seem to resolve anything, ever.

I don’t know who this woman is, but she spells her name wrong.

Slap-bap-whippity-whap!

Did Megyn and her show pull this stunt on their own or did NBC give their okay in the hopes to build up buzz for Megyn’s flop hour?

Well spent millions, NBC. You could have gotten better ratings by setting the cash on fire and filming it.

Came to say this. Sorry, not sorry.

Without fail, I forget Edward. I mutter to myself “Charles, Ann, Andrew....and...shit....”

She’s an actress?

I hate him so much. Sometimes it consumes me. This porn star thing is just another stupid thing that won’t change anything (I’m glad for the reporting of it, just feeling despondent)

I feel like the shithole stuff broke me and I need to take a break. I’m so disillusioned by what he says and does and gets away with. He flings feces everywhere and now we’ve become so inured that another scandal is less than a 24 hour news cycle before the next.

Some people, read: Williams, wanted to help fix a bad situation......for many. One person, read:Wahlberg, looked at this as an opportunity.......for Wahlberg.