They all probably got annoyed by Mother always being around.

I know exactly what old Goopy can do with her enema!

Wow! Very heist! Much impressed! Wow!

For his next trip, recommend Singapore! I hear they’re very tolerant of wacky antics from lovable goofballs such as your spawn!

“Who the hell are flippin’ you?”

I’ve lived in DC for the past 8 years and can say with confidence that you should never plan snowday-eve drinking based on the Capital Weather Gang’s hype.

*looks around, at immediate surroundings and also world in general*

Yes. Any kind of progress women, PoC, and other marg. groups have made is but a speck of dust in history. WWII? The return of Nazis? The beginning of the Nazi ideaology is not that long ago! Maybe 70 years is not enough time to wipe out fascism. Maybe it never left.

“Men are learning to fear...” Good. Way past fucking time they knew what it feels like.

I don’t watch The Today Show (mornings are hellish enough) but I’m so happy for its viewers! Hoda Kotb seems delightful, and that was before reading the comments full of people who have witnessed random Kotb acts of kindness. More importantly, since 2017 lowered all expectations, we can all celebrate that the new host…

The Hoda I know would probably hug you. It’s best you didn’t. We shouldn’t take advantage of our beloved’s kindness. But she probably would have. Once I was in an elevator with her and she offered me a piece of candy because she was having one. I kid you not. And it doesn’t come off as broken nice or like insecure…

That van has too many windows, and where’s the river?

Free Vicky, y’all!

^^ THIS ^^

To be fair, losing some Andy Warhol paintings is not really a loss for the world.

It may not have died, but it is definitely drunk as fuck somewhere! 

It’s almost as though he has a Track record.

He’s not suffering if he’s a pathological narcissist or a psychopath! Those types do not “suffer” in the full sense of the word as they are incapable of experiencing remorse, guilt or empathy. At most they feel sorry for themselves because the spouse/boss/friend/government/world/God “did them wrong.”

I don’t have children or nieces or nephews. But I’d still prefer not to live in a society where I have a comfortable life while watching kids go homeless or dying of preventable disease. Go figure.

I’m at the point where I don’t want him to resign over sexual misconduct. I’m not sure I want him to resign at all. I want his ass nailed to the wall and prosecuted for obstruction and treason.