I am starting to live for these posts. Keep on fighting the good fight, Bobby.

Megyn Kelly said, “More than half of Americans think ghosts are real. What say you, sir?”

Clearly she is draining the color and life from the things and people around her. Bobby Finger is going to be a gray, mummified husk of a man before this show gets cancelled.

“Well, he never tried to touch me and I’m like, WAY hotter than all those other uggos, so they must be lying about him.”

Yeah, baby!

If you shoot up while you’re in the pantry, it’s Heroin Chic.

The Repugs won’t support this because it would bring their brand down.

Now that’s a man that’s contrite. *rolls eyes forever*

Well, I guess that answers the question about whether her husband is circumcised.

“We’re constantly bombarded with the news day and night. When does this become harmful to us and our children?”

Two years ago I would have all sorts of thoughts and feelings about this.

Let it be known that if the state of Florida should ever reject me, please someone just shoot me and put me out of my misery because that is rock fucking bottom right there.

But no wait hef was great cause he gave Dick Gregory his first break and helped Lenny Bruce!! Right?!

Given that every single celebrity in Hollywood claims to have been a victim of bullying, I think late bloomers do better. People who ‘peak’ early in terms of being attractive and popular, etc. would be living with regrets and wishing for the past.

Yeah, nothing about Trump’s own actions surprise me anymore, he’s shown himself too many times for any of us to be surprised by it (appalled, sure, just not surprised). But I remain absolutely fucking baffled at how millions of Americans have accepted this and continue to accept this.

I live for this column.

I HATE (read) these posts!!!

Megyn Kelly’s show is great, cause it’s like the modern day equivalent of The Chevy Chase Show, and I love train wrecks

I love these recaps. Seriously I’m not in the position to actually watch the show or the clips, so I need your words in my life.

Sadly, she’s under qualified for that. Hence the falling upward.