If ever someone deserved a finger it was at the plastic surgery question. What the hell is wrong with NBC that they have a sociopath like Kelly even near other humans????? It’s clear that she will walk over ANYONE to get to the spotlight. FIRE HER NOW.

Her producers don’t love themselves or maybe they’re committing slow suicide so it’s not obvious how much they want her to fail.

Jesus F. Christ, Megyn, how annoying do you have to be to literally make people less comfortable to be around than the Viet Cong?!

I never noticed how similar my late grandmother’s facial structure was compared to Jane’s, but that Oh no this bitch didn’t expression on Jane’s face just connected the dots for me.

“so Jane, how did you get so old but stay so fuckable?”

“Ok, yeah, the ‘Applause!’ sign just went on. But why?”

We also should talk about how almost every time they cut to the audience “cheering” during her opening comedy sketch monologue, they look confused, unhappy, or side eyeing when the laugh/clap track plays.

Is this length a new fashion? I noticed that Louise Linton wearing a dress that weird length. Or maybe its just a length for racist blondes whose stylists secretly hate them?

Chip Gaines is essentially Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman, I just realized.

Everyone’s real thought: Maybe they’re getting divorced.

So the test will be to see what happens first, the show gets axed or Bobby gives up the will to live and cancels himself.

Bobby...blink twice if you’re being held against your will.

Must-see TV.

How long before the alien driving Megyn has enough and exits her husk in the middle of a cooking segment?

I would like to thank you for providing this service, as I know I can’t possibly bear the actual task of watching the show (nevermind the fact that I’m at work when it airs), and yet I still have this awful desire to know what happens. You are doing great work, here.

Over under on how long it takes trump to sneer how low her ratings are....

She used to be some kind of sexy supervillain, now she has become a grade school teacher who “used to matter on the Pagent circuit”. It’s like she has been neutered.

• Bobby Finger went, “👀”
  

I don’t think she should be mentioning a mantra that talks about not wasting time while she’s pumping out this sewage.

Kathie Lee, in the studio,with the subtle dig. KILLED it.