There is, like, a metric shit-ton amount of different Spider-Man versions so....immune at this point?

Hate to say it but....

I love the idea recently floated of issuing “wall bonds”.

Turtle-face can end this at any time.

Something something Macklemore. 

One of my wifes patients is a hoarder. Like a hoaring-show level cannot find the floor under the heaps of stuff hoarder. Like an “OMG, this box of stuff is so old the cardboard disintegrated when I tried to pick it up” hoarder.

Plus the edibility half-life of a buger and fries is measured in minutes.

That he is a dick comes as no surprise.... 

The cynic in my says the panic attacks and hospital visits are all part of the PR campaign gearing up for “OK, I was sick but I am all better now so please buy my next record”.

I had this argument with a coworker today.

So any assholes out there let me give you some advice.

Sadly, 5"

You seem hard to please. *shrug*

Well, you can boil almost anything down to simple terms.

But you can’t take it to Eggtoberfest.

But you can’t take it to Eggtoberfest.

My idiot coworker —a grown man with a college education —thinks that we should build the wall because “even if it doesn’t stop illegal immigrants it will slow them down”.

They understand to the extent that they have been told to blame the Democrats for the damage their asshole President is doing to them.

I was on a date with a woman I met online and my phone was blowing up. I didn’t answer it right away but knew it was happening because my phone was in my pocket on vibrate.

I was dating a woman I met online and she cancelled a date due to pink eye.

Well, he was quite a dick....