Fauxcused
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9/11/19
12:41 PM
7

To be fair, Dump has yet to invade 2 countries and get us in multi-decade combat wars.

9/10/19
10:17 AM
1

It doesn’t even mention where you can see it. Is it April already?

9/9/19
1:09 PM
1

  Works for the regular show and the porn spin-off?  Checks out.

8/30/19
11:48 AM
1

In 2019 I have been told by The Root that white people are prohibited from calling the police on Black people unless murder is being committed.

8/29/19
2:00 PM
1

Me too.  And I finished that giant package of Twizzlers too, because 12.  Can’t remember if my sister snuck it in her purse, or if movie theater Twizzlers were really that big back then.

8/29/19
1:29 PM
2

That’s when I “left” Gizmodo.  I used to spend so much time on here but shortly after that I stopped reading it.  I still enjoy Jalopnik and because of that I get pulled back on here for the occasional story only to re-confirm why I never read it anymore.

8/29/19
12:51 PM
3

I like the “DARPA agreed it was Ominous on Twitter!!!” when DARPA were clearly making a light-hearted joke about the subject.  I know there is no implied journalistic integrity on Gizmodo but this is low even for them.

8/29/19
10:55 AM
2

You are 100% correct, and the article author should be ashamed at how badly he botched this one. The article is literally wrong.

8/29/19
10:26 AM
1

I share your opinion, brother.  Irwin Schwab fo lyfe!

8/29/19
10:19 AM
2

I think a lot of people are upset by secrecy moreso than assuming technology is inherently bad, or they’re unsure of how it’ll be used by the government. That and they fear things they don’t understand. All that being said, I definitely agree with you.

8/29/19
9:17 AM
1

No “Maybe You Should Not Punch Children In The Face You Psycho?” workshops available to go with it?

8/20/19
3:46 AM
6

That’s my problem. I work in film but when you’re writing a script that victimizes a group that are famous for making themselves victims and sympathize with them when they’re walking into wal-marts to kill as many brown people as they can, then maybe you shouldn’t be making a movie.

8/19/19
11:22 AM
5

“...except for True Lies, which is a piece of shit “

8/19/19
10:27 AM
2

Depends on if they want him to be a hero or villain, Marvel’s MO seems to be hiring unknown, up-and-coming, or otherwise cheap actors for lead roles that they can lock into contracts for super cheap, and getting A-listers for one-off villain roles or smaller roles as supporting heroes. Obviously there are some

8/18/19
3:09 AM
1

He was scary good! Holy shit he blew me away. I hope he gets some good movie roles from this.