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10/21/19
5:05 PM
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I had a few overseas flights last year and catching up on movies I was interested in vaguely but didn’t want to take the time to go see was the only thing that kept me sane. I can’t sleep on a plane....

10/21/19
5:03 PM
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And now, airlines will get to charge $30 for their shitty wifi so you can watch a movie you wouldn’t have paid $15 to see when it was in theaters.” Read more

10/21/19
4:15 PM
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You would have to pay me a lot of money to endure any exposure to Morrisey. 

10/21/19
3:38 PM
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I know. And no one would believe that Green Lantern is the guy who played in the Deadpool movies. Read more

10/21/19
3:36 PM
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Reply one more time juuuuuuust to make sure you have the last word and feel all superiory. Read more

10/21/19
3:26 PM
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Ven Diesel is no Commander Shepard by virtue of the fact that he is a man and Commander Shepard —played properly —is not. Read more

10/19/19
11:29 AM
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I never really bought into the Clark Kent thing anyways. I mean, look at them. Completely different. One has glasses —and that curl of hair. Totally different. I just don’t see it. Kent can’t be Superman.

10/15/19
10:30 AM
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I think I would have hated it had it not been kind of funny. Tom Hardy’s unexpectedly funny performance actually saved it for me.

10/15/19
9:34 AM
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The level of stealth that dinosaur has on the show broke my willing suspension of disbelief.  

10/14/19
1:58 PM
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I grew up in Madison Heights, MI.  We had small homes, unfashionable clothing but at least some furniture.  

10/14/19
1:57 PM
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That kind of motherly advice is right up there with “Remember, your mouth can’t get pregnant...” 

10/14/19
1:41 PM
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I just get tired of the unending stream of negativity on the Internet some days. Wish people would give it a rest.

10/14/19
1:24 PM
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Careful ABC. You are wandering into FOX News’s lane....