A girl friend (not girlfrend) used to show me a lot of the stuff she got from guys on dating sites. She would get a TON of dick pictures.

Passive Aggressive Blowjob is my new emo goth alternative band.

No, he was just freaky and was trying to manipulate the guy

Oh come on now. It’s not HIS semen in the jar he keeps.

Re-read that article about him ruining careers.  Go ahead and re-read it, the link is right there.  Show me where it says he tried to ruin anyones career.  

So I read that article link and no where in there does it say that Louis CK did anything at all.

No need, a toaster over will do for this use. 

One the current administration is out of office the use of the word “unhinged” by journalists will likely drop in frequency. 

A friend of mine grew up in a Mennonite (basically Ahmish-light) and tells me that their belief was that they should always have one years worth of food on hand.

My wife —the darker skinned half of our marriage that knows how this dish should be made —brought home made Mac and Cheese to a party.

TL;DR version:  As expected, Lindsey Lohan is an out of touch asshole. 

I might support the wall if it were made entirely of Lego. 

How?

How?

I am voting for them as “Democratic Party: Not Thrilling But At Least Not Batshit Crazy and Racist”. 

Or perhaps you should heed the correct and spot-on critique of your article. Cough.

Except it will not be an unhinged speech.  It will be an unhinged temper tantrum of tweets. 

This article is artwork.

“I disagree with your observation; my proof is that you can go to this obscure documentary and see this one idiot say something at the 5 minute mark.”

Bumblebee movie opens and now there is a blown Transformer in New York?