Separate blankets. We snuggle at first but burrito-up in our own blankets when it is time to sleep.

This. There should be a charge for submitting a phony police report.

Because they CAN.

Which is sad because I’m a long time IO9/Gizmodo/et.al. forum user and a lot of the time I just scan the article and go right to the comments where the real interesting stuff is.

Richard Nixon: “I am not a crook.”

Here are my five takeaways.

Maybe it is part of me being an IO9er instead of an AVClubber. I don’t recall seeing these in the past.

In four hours. 

In four hours. 

Do they? I do not recall any other series treated like this.

So you are claiming they are binging and recapping every show and that this is what they always do?

Does not change my point one bit.

Well, they could not go with the probably more accurate: “Tech Fucking Around On Warplane Pretending His Was Tom Cruise Accidentally Blew Up Another Plan”.

Free to make his own Star Trek with blackjack and hookers

South Park is more or less now a framework for social satire. They are masterful at it.

FOUR stories about this movie one by one at the top of each hour.

Kanye West likes Trump for one and only one reason; intentional non-conformity that he believes makes him look cool.

It is not that we want conservatives to bleed.

“State’s rights” really stems from racism, IMHO. Southerner conservatives love to say the civil was was about states rights and not slavery. But it was the states right to allow slavery that was the issue.

GOP Voters: