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I haven’t seen it yet. But from what I’ve seen, I just wish the costumes were a little more interesting to look at. They had a big budget, right? Can we get some cooler armor and whatnot? I guess they gotta keep it simple for CGI, maybe. So that sucks. But the characters just look so boring.

Damn, they really upped the slideshow quota, huh? Brutal.

I’ll take it. Pretty sure I could fuck him up.

This makes me want to die. You think he’ll give me, like, 8k to pay off all my debt?

I can only assume he comes out of the deal with a dump truck full of money. To put on top of his pile of dump trucks full of money. You’d think a guy who’s rich like that would know dump trucks are a bad way to store money.

The point is that everybody already pays attention to the one thing. You can make another great shooter. And it might blow up. But what’s the likelihood? Some great shooters have been toppled despite the fact that COD is pretty cut-and-paste by now.

It would be very unlikely for another football game (or league) to

You don’t even need the NFL license. You have ten years to make your own super popular football league!”

Okay, but I do kind of like that living room with the bar. Sort of a lodge feeling. Too bad there’s so much carpeting in most of the rooms--that one included--though.

Haha, or even a percentage. Nintendo, of all the stingy companies, gives you returns on buying games in their store. Follow their lead!

I dunno if I’ve ever been so uninterested in a point system as I am with those Steam points. I have 410k of them. Someone send me a Steam-branded car or something. Can I get some coupons or something, at least?

Drop that thing once and I assume it’s done for. Neat, but eh.

I have a couple of these and they’re pretty solid. I’m poking around for some that are a little better weighted for doing tricks, but they’re very cool. And they’re definitely sturdy enough to fight with. Wear gloves, because those mfers hurt your knuckles.

Why? I watch lots of TV. I just haven’t watched this particular show, yet.

I haven’t watched the show yet, if ever. But even if it’s got its flaws, I’m glad it’s there to show everyone that video games can be translated into movies and TV well. It’s taken decades, but we’re finally getting there.

This is the day I’m old. When I have to go to Urban Dictionary to read a headline on a video game site. Well, I learned new slang, I guess.

Yeah, I skipped the whole Schreier quote, somehow. Whoops.

Is there even anything they can do with a few extra months? I mean, the core of the game is going to remain the same, no?

Damn, these are insanely overpriced based on piece count compared to a lot of sets. Used to be that a 130 dollar set would be somewhere in the ballpark of 1200 pieces. Obviously mileage varies. That visitor center set isn’t even half.

Yeah, he’s insanely smart. I didn’t really get on board until I started watching his Kotaku videos, actually. Then I was like, oh yeah, this guy rules. I’ve been wrong this entire time.

Glad he’s on his own and really doing what he loves now, but I miss his presence here.