Meryl Streep in Manhattan (1979) She's so beautiful in that movie it hurts to look at her

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

Oh and to post on behalf of my husband, he gave himself a concussion on our homemade slip-n-slide that was actually a 100ft long piece of painters plastic. I had suggested putting an inflatable pool at the bottom but he said it wasn't necessary and went hard into that metal fence. I'm not sure if this was dumb,…

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

I once severed my tongue (did you know they could reattach those?) in a library, on the first day after their renovations (I ended up volunteering there 15 years later, it was apparently legend.) I tripped and bit it clear off.

i want to call it right now, that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

i have done a billion fucking dumb shit things but i just wanna start with the fact that i have cut myself pretty excellently with a plastic butter knife.

Oh my god, I never realized how much my cat looks like Angelina Jolie*.

It is so, completely, 100% not surprising to me that this guy thinks he's a Dom. I have met his type so many times on fetlife or in actual kink clubs. They can actually be pretty dangerous Doms because they're pretty unlikely to use safewords. Guys like this, who so obviously have issues with their partner being…

* We wake up and cuddle, talk, make love, be affectionate.

I don't think he has 20-year-old friends. I think he knows some 20-year-olds who tolerate him and he specifically is bringing it up to make himself not sound old since there is no way he is looking for a female who is his age. Also, when people call you too "intense" it is not because they think you are…

Bro. Broooo. Let me explain some things to you about why you're in your 40s and still single and not by choice. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.

And supply the shovel.

P.S: candidate should be ok with possibly being murdered and buried under the floorboards.

Careful, Gwynnie ...