Isn't he like 13? or 11 or something god awful...oooh look a penny.

Yeah?

The way Clover phrased the headline, I'm thinking she was on TeamSexy. Which really makes me question her taste in everything in general.

Nothing sexy about Justin Bieber to me. He should take that sock out of his Calvin Klein undershorts and stuff it in his mouth.

Ugh - the ever-raised eyebrows.

I had a coworker who chronically overshared her marital woes with me. And so I learned about "the incident."
Her husband had trouble in the erection department and for health reasons couldn't take the usual meds. So they went with a strap on, which she found to be too cold and so decided to microwave it - for FIVE…

Dildon't.

Killing animals is like the exact opposite of sexy to me.

THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO HUNTERS

I think a 30 year old getting an allowance from their parents takes them pretty much out of my "sexy" column.

A friend was telling me a similar perfect-guy story (not missed connections but otherwise) and when she got to the "but—" part, I said, "He's married, right?"

I know voting is secret and all, but we need to know every single person who ever voted for Palin for anything so we can round them up into homes and care for them — they clearly are not equipped to make any of their own life choices.

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

Oh shit! How come shit like this never happens in my part of North Texas?

I love kids. I work with kids. I think kids are smarter and nicer and funner than adults. If things would have worked out differently and I would have had kids when I was younger, I would have loved it and been a great Mom. That said at 45 and child free, I really feel like I dodged a bullet. I get the joy from the…

Humanity who are mean to service people, this is for you:

Great story, and I can't wait to use the term "twatwaffle".

I was waiting to get into school, living back home for the first time since I was 17. I needed a job to keep me busy as shit, on a different time schedule than my folks as we barely got along. So I took a job working for Target, stocking shelves at night.

My best quitting story happened when I was working at a coffee place on my university campus. I had worked there for two years before I quit. The main reason I quit was because of this one girl. She was a terror. She would call people: stupid fucking bitches, dumb cunt, homophobic slurs, etc. She also was lazy as hell…

In a vein similar to Kate's: When I was old enough to stop going to my family's yearly camping trip.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...