Oh, I know. I actually do that all the time. Hell, at this point my mom has even graduated to being able to talk about how my late father made all of us totally unable to connect emotionally with other people in a normal way.

So much for the old canard about there really being a stock photo for everything.

Oh, it didn't take long.

No see, that's the thing. MRAs are always complaining that abuse by women is covered up by... the underwear gnomes or the Illuminati or something.

"(whose testicles were treated at Ball Memorial Hospital)"

How the hell did she only get two years for this??? Sweet Jebus...

We can't be using the "r" word to describe sexual acts performed on women without their consent, that might make some boys uncomfortable. The word "rape" is only meant to be used by politicians when referencing things that are not sex crimes simply for dramatic emphasis. /s

Yes, we don't stomach honor killings here in the educated west. We just torment the girls until they do it themselves, you know, like good Christians.

If she was asked to bare her breasts and did, that is not pornography. Clear?

fine young men

When they were giving out brains, he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

i stand by it. anyone that ignorant fucks goats.

Queens dont drive?

The Ankara representative was probably just being generous and wanted to assume they had some modicum of respect left in them.

There's an entire Instagram account dedicated to it.

Good evening, Jezzies! I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

That baby is bigger than human baby Ariana Grande.

If SVU is entering it's 17th season, why is every single episode on USA one that I've seen 20 times?

can't sleep, clown will eat me

Dear Lena: All my dinner parties involve way too much food and the option to switch to buffet if too many folks show up to sit at my table. You went to the wrong parties.