Say it loud for the people in the back — recognition of black exceptionalism does not equal racial tolerance. Lots of racists root for their integrated home teams, too.

This parable also seems to assume that everyone is having an equal amount of beer, which extended to our budget is, ummm, not exactly the case.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Cyclist here and I completely agree — follow the laws (though with a caveat, below). The worst is other cyclists riding the wrong way in a bike lane, or on a sidewalk. That freaks everyone out and is begging to get hit. Don’t run red lights, ever!, and if you’re turning left, use the left turn lane (even if it pisses…

Because those studies are referring to voter registration fraud, not illegally changing votes.

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

It’s like Rush Limbaugh fucked Jack Tripper.

With enough time...everything is hilarious.

“Hey grandpa! Remember that one time you got a stroke on the glass walk?!”

“Banana Banana Banana, Poop!”

“Hahahahaha, classic grandpa!”

If the NFL crumbles from within because a 49er QB took a knee, I’ll be the smilingest motherfucker on the planet.

Let the motherfucker burn.

Oh god I so hope this is the opening volley in the labor battle that destroys the NFL

Mostly looks like a dipshit.

Who knew that by today’s standards Popeye would be considered a poet.

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

Man, this is a weird news story. Usually when I come here, it’s to read about all the great things president Trump has done for america. Like when he took office and immediately rose the minimum wage, joined bernie in pushing for single payer, volunteered his tax return immediately and revealed he didn’t pay any taxes…

Here’s some advice for you:

In the grand timeframe all of this could have happened yesterday or 1,000 years from now. We are specks of dust in an indifferent universe that could collapse tomorrow or go on for another billion years.

It’s a consistent reminder that’s written in stone. Don’t take life for granite.