It’s the hypocrisy, not the flag wearing. How fucking dense are you people.

I live in California, so I’ve never had the pleasure of being coal-rolled. But I feel like if I ever was...I’d be able to summon Tour de France level cycling stamina, follow the asshole to his destination, and leave him with 4 slashed tires and a broken windshield. (If not a broken face.)

My white-male grandfather takes propranolol and he is still a racist fucking asshole. Fact!

I was looking up a map of the US so my son could look at it for a geography project and on google maps next to the US it has a few facts such as population, president, etc. Seeing Trumps name next to president, the sterility of the information, really hit me hard. Just listed as a fact...President Donald J.…

I feel like Tomi Lahren’s neck is about two inches too long.

Their nominal tax cut would be more that eaten up by the cuts in services they would incur because of the reduced government funding.

Companies currently charge the highest price for their products and services that the market will bear. Raising their taxes will not suddenly change that fact.

This. If you’re not smart enough to do your taxes now with the current number of tax brackets, you won’t be smart enough to do them with three brackets. It does absolutely nothing to simplify the tax code.

The law applies to people who know their status is positive.

No, the law targets people who knowingly engage in behavior that can kill people. Period.

Especially since this is the only street in SF. The whole city was ground to a halt! Bedlam I tell you!

People choose to eat KFC despite the consequences. No one chooses to get shot at the grocery store by some dumbfuck who drops his gun on the floor.

They haven’t lied about anything!?! You my good sir haven’t been paying attention.

I can only imagine the stench of BO and axe body spray.

Prime example:

Yes! NextDoor: The outlet for white people to voice their concerns about black people driving in their neighborhood.

He was definitely one of those guys who wasn’t racist...but really had a hard time seeing racism when it was right in front of his face. A “if it isn’t happening to me, it isn’t really happening,” kind of guy.

The entire Republican party is made up of fucking cowards who are afraid of their own shadow. The type that feels naked without their concealed firearm. Pathetic fucking pussies.

Seriously...I have giant cycling/skating thighs and calfs, but I’m still able to comfortably fit into many not dad jeans.

Seriously...I have giant cycling/skating thighs and calfs, but I’m still able to comfortably fit into many not dad…

I really love how Deadspin writers will take every opportunity to denigrate Kevin Johnson in their posts. I hate KJ and his wife/arena deal/charter school obsession with the white-hot passion of a thousand burning suns, so it always brightens up my day a bit. Kudos.