“Some of the people that are opposed to this, there are female senators from the Northeast... If it was a guy from South Texas, I might ask him to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style,”

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

Hopefully this will open her eyes to the absurdity of believing in an invisible sky-god. Hopefully this will reveal to her the deep-seated bigotry and hatred that underlies the vast majority of religions. Hopefully this will make her realize that what they preach is not what they practice. Hopefully she will go on…

It must be awful to be so scared of the great big world out there you can’t go anywhere without your security blanket in the highly unlikely chance you get RADICAL ISLAM TERRORISMized.

Libertarianism is like astrology for men.

I fucking hate kids, man. Kids are stupid. Been saying this since I was one.

I was about to let him go with a kids-will-be-dumb-kids...and he was doing all right up until this...

He’s just playing the long con.

Hey Ironfists, move out of a state with such shitty laws. Seriously. Any place that believes a wall and a human deserve the same level of protection is a shithole full of backwards idiots. Releasing physical violence on inanimate objects is not domestic violence and shouldn’t be treated as such.

You shouldn’t. Ever.

I’m still trying to figure out why I should ever trust a police officer.

First things first I am a bootlicking piece of shit more concerned with the photo of a dead black teenager than the dead black teenager. that picture is NOT a 15 year old... maybe when he was 10.

Ryan Seacrest is The Worst™ and is already everywhere. This news gives me a sad.

STOP with the guns. For the love of everything good and decent in the world, stop with the fucking guns, America. The vast majority of those who think you need them? You don’t.

We liberals are so bad at politics its fucking maddening.

Yeah, I’m guessing the people who really liked Bernie Sanders would have really flipped out once they found out the very well hidden secret that he was Jewish.

Do realize the article says the guy has said he will not support any anti choice legislation in the future. How is that different from Hillary saying a marriage is between a man and woman only but promising to support gay rights during her campaign?  

Let me preface this by saying that I am vehemently pro-choice, but wasn’t there literally not another Democratic choice? So the choices are: vote for a Democrat who does not agree on a very very important issue, or: vote for a Republican who does not agree on every very very important issue. Hmmm.....analysis: Fuck…

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