The starting of the sentence with “literally” leads me to believe that it was written by the 14 year old daughter of one of his buddies...who swore that his little girl, “knows how to speak to the youths.”

Welcome the the future Marty.

Neither does Lucas Blalock.

Wow, that was unremarkable.

My son has about 100 Skylanders and I can back that up...the plastic is terrible. It's too soft and doesn't hold up well. Amiibos kill them in the quality department.

Hey now, my five year old is way smarter than that jackass. I’d say he’s a slow three at most.

No. Corruption is corruption. (And fyi, keeping the Kings is not an accomplishment, its a boondoggle.)

No truer words...

Can we now stop pretending that some cultures aren’t complete shit. It’s getting really tiresome.

To his credit...he works really hard creating the social climate that demonizes women for having abortions, thus fostering guilt in those who make the difficult decision to do so.

Fyi, the people living there aren't the problem, the problem is the food that is grown there for the rest of the country.

I have social anxiety disorder & I cannot fathom being able to be an actor...so I am going to say his case isnt very bad. Now excuse me, but I have to get back to playing the worlds smallest violin in Jesse’s honor.

her daughter was contacted after a Fall of the Wall commenter started combing through her own public Facebook photos.

I really hope they increase the FOV, I really loved DS2 but the narrow FOV made me so nauseous I couldn’t finish it.

I feel you. I’m looking to buy another ps4 and an extra tv just so I can play games with my son. Just another thing that shows that the new consoles were gimped from the get go.

He said irrigation infrastructure...as in not flooding the fields but using underground drip lines instead. Reading comprehension is you friend.

You forgot the /sarcasm.

There are no creative tricks on rollerblades.