Alan Parsons Project: “Games People Play”

 
Is there an available quarterback who might have belonged there, or at least played forcefully enough to give his team a chance in the way that Sanchez so clearly couldn’t? The answer is so obvious and routinely proven that I don’t even need to mention his name.

Should have gone with “Bulls have reached the Boylen Point”

So true. When five time NBA Coaching champion Greg Popovich does something nobody bats an eye, but when an interim coach does it, all of a sudden he doesn’t have the benefit of the doubt.

I’m actually sad. I didn’t know I still had feelings. I hope you mend quickly and thoroughly, Drew.

By biting Reggie?

You think you could beat him off in less than 10?

Woah, woah, woah, you can put down our constitution, or our flag, or our anthem, or our sports, but by God, I will not stand here and let you denigrate our barbecue and pasteurized process cheese products!

The Venn diagram of those two groups is pretty close to a circle.

Whoever is paired with Gus Johnson, beating him to death with a microphone while repeating “Stop screaming in my fucking ear”

You mean your first sophomore year...

And Cowherd leads to the Eighth Circle of Hell.

Possible theory: One part being competitive psycho manufactured drama (The way Kobe used to just pretend his opponent said some insensitive junk), and the other part being his having a complete lack of respect for the person, and this being the more socially acceptable way of trashing the guy. Think about it, Hue was…

He’s good enough to be movable...but he’s overpaid enough that you won’t unequivocally “win” the trade. It won’t be a pure salary dump where you need to attach your own draft picks to get out of the contract...but you will end up with a fairly ‘meh’ deal overall.

The Chiefs are the NFL Myans. They can predict the future but not their own demise

This is soo wrong. All teams have equal probability to make a perfect coin flip call - you can’t take the 1/4096 odds of the Chiefs’ calls and multiply it by 32.

Yes.

It’s the defenses fault for getting burnered. 

“What’s the big deal? When I got on the phone in the middle of a game I usually lost way more than $30,000.”

If the door is open, the next guy can come in to the stall with his dick out, and since you are peeing standing up I assume your pants are around your ankles... this is how teen pregnancy happens.  read a book dude!