This is an impeccably researched piece. Pulitzer? Read more
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“The voicemail box for ... Papa John... is full” Read more
Which means at leased one person looked at the list and rated Tweety above a 6.0. Tweety, may Sylvester eat you and leave your digested remains under a falling anvil. Read more
Been in the biz more than 20 years... have been tipped for serving water fewer than ten times. Bless you. Read more
Bar owner here. Read more
“It’s not dust, it’s DiGiorno” Read more
People are accepting the losing and care about budget thresholds because almost everyone has grown up playing fantasy sports. People RELATE to owners now. WE’RE ALL OWNERS! Read more
Bold is a good word for it. Read more
So very good. Read more
What makes you think she’s a witch? Well, she turned me into a newt. I got better, but so what... Read more
yup Read more
He is being held at the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center Read more
You firmed up that joke well, thanks. Read more
Ladies and gentlemen, the defense rests. Read more
Ha! Read more
How about one state-run newspaper that employs one writer per state each with a different IQ? Read more
Yet 90% said the name Fingerlings does offend them. Read more
That horse is not human! Read more
Great stuff. Same as as Pearl. Remember it all. Read more
Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper. Read more