How much for the dog that can take away my faults?

Uh, that’s the joke, champ.

70 grand? WTF, bra?

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

denver owns the knicks’ pick

I’m putting this is the wrong place, but... an idea.

No, you DO need control of it. This is not about dropping the ball; it’s about getting hit by a defender and then losing the ball.

You’re right. I can’t define it.

I believe a catch in the end zone should have a different rule. The instant the receiver puts two feet down with possession it’s a TD. In the field of play, I think the rule is fine... a football move (theoretically toward the end zone) with the ball. You don’t need a football move in the end zone; you’re already…

Has this been asked? Are the NFL refs on PEDs? These dudes are jacked, with the exact same v-shaped torsos.

You Patriots fans can’t be cirrus.

Getting sent back to the bench for no reason is bad why?

NYG: “OK, deal. We need you to sign here. And here. And here.”

Guess Orange is the New Snack.

Trophies are the new party favors, I think we pretty much all understand that. But sheesh, does the word “award” have to be in there?

Out of absolutely nowhere:

very good

+1

That’s SPF 500. Back to retirement.

I’d need UV 500 to go near that thing.