Why is this hilarious?

not bad.

I’m in but it sounds like a headache. For it.

I’ve heard rumors about Harden. That’s just his beard.

I agree with him. LBJ should be the MVP every year. He is the best basketball player that has ever lived. I am not joking.

Whoever spelled Hennassey should be shot.

i laughed

+1

the Cubs are officially out here

Robert Griffin III is broken up inside.

Aha! This explains how MY parents got Kellogg's Corn Flakes instead of the generic stuff.

"Notre Dame prepared me for this,"

Albert Burneko is off.

Now THAT'S how you lie down in the end zone, Jets.

Belichick: You're late, you cocky bastard. Go home.

"I don't bother with legal briefs either."

The judging was done in great haste, and there could've been less shilling.

You delightful writerman. I want this.

Not the A's of diamonds.

all good. i'll back off a little.