Yes, yes I know there are disparities and I am not arguing about that.

ha!

Maybe, maybe not. Don't need the broad stroke.

Why, why bring race into it? It sounds incredibly dumb when a white male says "white male" as if he weren't a white male. We know you writers exist; you don't have to keep trying to justify it.

Hey KHOU, get your own reporter instead of just running AP stories.

Yeah. I just picked a random white guy whose name I know.

Why does a black soccer player have a chance to be the next Jozy Altidore? Altidore never played American football. Can't Davis the next Landon Donovan? Deadspin screams when a white guy is called the next Larry Bird. Does Davis's skill set remind anyone of Jozy Altidore's? This was a good opportunity to show a lack…

Bad acting. The Oscar should have gone to Drag Me to Hell.

Excellent.

Nice.

glorious

That's how I felt when I got caught looking at Hideki Matsui's porn stash.

agree

Whatever. 95% of my drinks right now are red wine, you whippersnapper.

Founder's doesn't make many mistakes. I hate their All-Day IPA though.

1. Goose Island IPA; 2. Brooklyn Lager; 3. Harpoon UFO; 4. Miller Lite; 5. Stella; 6. Magic Hat #9; 7. Belhaven Black; 8. Founder's; 9. Steven's Pt.

Answers at 10 pm.

Too embarrassed to come around. There's no funny left inside me.

24th and 7th

Who wants a shot at naming my top-five selling draft beers?