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He's looking at quite the hangover. And so are we.

Artist for a boy. Termination In Utero for a girl.

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After reading this, Dikembe Mutombo has raised his estimate to "4 1/2 DECADES TO SAVE THE WORLD."

damn you +1

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My source saw it differently, and has this on tape:

Good luck finding another job in the NFL, Howard. Your name is Mudd.

such quality

I thought #2 was named BUTTFUMBLE.

nice

{nope}

great

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Lottery DUAN,

Were there any fans eligible for the Stayer of the Game?

Man, that's a shitload of money.

meh

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