If it's indeed true a baby was left behind, then just can't read past the headline anymore. Horrible.

Doesn't matter if a PR person wrote this. They're right. Still, nothing's more important than making us assholes laugh.

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I didn't get enough attention out there today. Not sure who I'm gonna hit up now.

oooooh

What's the skin on a baboon's ass called again? A part hide?

Is the D for Dickey? Nah, that usually puts me to sleep.

Pop: Two questions only please.

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Do the same for me one day, mate.

I can't shake the notion that a person's body is a temple

I like it.

Pictured: Spreading cancer cells. All Jimmy-V operators are busy at Duke. Please hold.

Fans were not coming to the ballpark with Wright. I hate contracts like this (and not because "no player is worth that"). It's a matter of time before we hear "looking forward to 2020 when David Wright comes off the books.."

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God no. But yes.

Wasn't this after driving to Carmelo Anthony's place in a Laa Laa constume?

He runs like the pole position is up his ass.

Luckily this was two years ago, or he would have been fined for flopping.

Prick. If only someone had taught his mom hanger management before he was born.