+1

+1

+1

Hi Brian, first time caller. I'll hang up and forget who you are.

and we're off!

Just imagine how many deposits have been made into that ATM.

Press: Mr. McLaughlin, why did you fire Finley?

Unless his last name was actually Browning, then no.

Who was the first person who ever went by [initial-start of last name]? Was it C-Webb?

I'd look like that too if I averaged taking 20 shots a night.

+1!

This is what's know as crappal tunnel syndrome.

Where can I find the Chiefs' petition to succeed?

Simers is a dick, but Mora's no altar boy either. Which explains why he's not afraid to face the cardinal.

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Not bad

This isn't Pee Wee football. Their pants are unstained.

sweet!

If you think that motherfucka's ever gonna get back, you're being ludacris.

The real decline of civilization? That there are so many fans without degrees who are Bored of Ed.