oh god yes!

Hi, Nick Denton, Gawker Media here. I also had some stuff I thought would be great that absolutely bombed. But I'm making more money than ever! Chew on that, funny man.

/chord struck inside me

Are comedians comedians because they want to get judged or because they need to get judged? P.S. You're also an idiot for not getting my jokes.

"What exit?"

I go by the arena every day. Is it supposed to stay rust-colored?

funny

Four Umpires, And Not One Knows The Count

Maybe I didn't say it directly. The Beatles are great.

I like the Beatles. But some of their early songs, my god.

maybe the video made me hate it more. but this is so wrong.

Sex with the wife.

The Beatles - I Want to Hold Your Hand

Even though Elijah can't play, there'll always be a seat left for him on the bench.

bravo

good god +1

Dear Sir or Madam:

+1

oh yes

+1