I thought REAMMATES.

why funny, not sure. +1

car, easily. especially living in a city.

"F-bomb."

Can we kindly go one night without a post that mentions a duvet?

oh my god. didn't see that ending coming... fantastic. so jealous of this.

I have seen the mountaintop. http://snipurl.com/24mylz0

That's why I only ref friendlies with benefits.

ugh

ugh

Hah.

Rides that you can't mount are tough to look at. RIP Sally.

sorry i missed this before writing mine. nice.

Think that's impressive? There's this old gator in the Jersey swamp. Hooey! Ducks getting thrown all over the place!

(UPDATE) Soriano has been traded to either the Cardinals or the Orioles.

not bad.

+1

When you're this insecure, any click counts.

Never really got into Twitter... until my first joke was retweeted by someone with 3200 followers. Maybe I can make a graceful exit here after all.

I know exactly how many meters long a saber gets.