hah!

Caller:Hey, Ryan, Howie here. Got your number from HBO.

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Ah, the irresistible whiff of popcorn. Go ahead, Frenchy, step in the bucket.

At least his children don't have such big shoes to fill.

not bad.

Ha!

No rush, Adele. So what if it doesn't work for you? Perhaps you were raised with self esteem.

Didn't Mickelson chip in for the Eagles as well?

misplay

200kg in the snatch? Sounds like how much KY Lolo Jones is gonna need.

But don't cry for the Phillies.

NBC: Stephan, I know you don't speak much English, but what went wrong there?

hah!

Commenter meet-n-drink in NYC is taking shape. It will be either 8/25 or 8/29 in NYC. PM me on the Twitter @newfat-leaveher if you have a preferred night or are interested in bringing your own pestle.

WE ARE (clap clap) YA-HOO (clap clap)

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The food was later identified as pot-au-fool.

Poor Pat. He's still waiting for Pat LaFontaine to solve the puzzle.

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