Upon being ushered out, the drunk asked the vendors if the case could be reopened.

Erg, you truly are the only one who cares.

I don't care what anyone says, Phelps should be in the baseball Hall-of-Fame! Now if you're gonna say he was the MVP of the Final Four, that's a different story. C'mon people. HE GOT ELIMINATED IN THE SEMIS! Plus, you can't fire him mid-season with all the injuries to the offensive line. Throw in the pancreatic cancer…

And here I thought "pedestrianism" was making a joke that Bob Costas is short.

not bad

Didn't think a "short" joke could get me. +1

good lord i love this

My favorite rejected Olympic sports:

ha! yes, fat-leave-her. as in Fat Lever.

Sorry StF. Suckage.

oh shit. you got the malocchio, steve.

I'm thinking Wednesday or Thursday. Early September, whatever. A solo brunch with Stevie U this Sunday at my inlaws also works.

Before no one's left here, there has to be a meet and drink. I mean, there HAS to. I can do the hosting for the greater New York area. Is this creepy? Thinking late September.

We're having a discourse!

You're the only one who cares, Erg.

Using Coors to do your chasing? Make sense after a weak shot like that.

oof +1

Right. Like Jeter would ever have to pay for pussy.

good lord +1

I've got a title for it: "Forgetting Sarah Phillips."