good lord jesus, let me be you for one day +1

nice

What the fuck did I do wrong to get a straight answer?

awesome

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Chris, my man! Do you feel embarrassed when fans yell "GO FOR IT" on every close fourth down?

Hi. Nick Denton, Gawker Media. I only need you to reply to me with one typed letter. Discourse baby!

No one from the "new" Deadspin can string this many words together. This is an inside job.

Holy fuck, it IS Kluwe.

I'm intrigued by "directional kicking." Have you ever been in therapy?

I can't imagine having to punt in a dome. Total respect, dude.

Bullshit. Sandusky's such a perv, even he isn't willing to be beside himself.

that's great, sir

Ha!

I can't get a job either. And I've had more than nine years with the DTs.

And the kicker: the Chiefs are written off by Week 6.

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People! It was one of your own — The Spring Creek Funeral Home — that dragged JoePa through the dirt.

Or will this go down as another failed exercise

Who's going online to watch the e-Pee on the piste? I'm in if... you're in.