God allowed this to happen, so I know it's what he wants.

CONGRATS! First on the surviving, second on the kids. I'm a dad of twin boys. It's a lot of things, but you'll no doubt chart your own course. As for the names, I've said it on this site before: FUCK EVERYONE; if you like the name then who gives a shit? And someone always gives a shit and it's most likely people…

No. Zero hang time.

slump broken? +1

+1

Orioles gear, yes. But most likely a bigger fan of brewers.

oh jesus christ, do you actually have time for my reply?

Hey, I read the article because i was excited about Matt Harvey (this is the 8th-most strikeouts in a major league debut; impressive nonetheless). Still don't think it hits Deadspin if it were a Padres pitcher.

This would not have been written if a Padres pitcher did this. Not gonna pretend I'm outraged.

I live in NY. I'm a long-time Mets fan. I love J. Dickey. But this story could've been written about any other team, and it never is. Sometimes I see why people hate east coast bias.

Maybe I'll stop laughing and try to make a joke later , but that is Fn fantastic Mr. Kluwe.

In other news, Terrell Owens has once again won the no-catch-and-release contest.

!! @ favre

nice one. you'll probably be telling one story a week like this for a while.

not bad

Thanks Specs, Eric and all. My biz had been en fuego, too. Only ugly duckling in the neighborhood.

I want a Deadspin social, but I fear many of you are ashamed of your appearances and hygiene. I can help.

+1 hammer, that's hysterical!

i hear you

I am so immature, but I wouldn't mind saying I agree one more time.