These people exist DUAN

nice

"It is with great pleasure that we announce the transfer of offensive tackle Donovan Smith to Illinois. Whether it be by blocking, grabbing, tripping or hands to the face, he will be devoted to protecting young people. That will always come first."

nice

Does the rep showing this work on commision only? Because she's gonna end up with the nickname Agent Zero, too.

very nice

bleh

so sweet

Paterno heard the cry from Sicily alright. When he got the boot.

There are multiple fouls. Illegal hands to the face, #67... player is hiding his own laughter. We also have a clipping. No one reads clippings. Repeat fourth down.

took me too long. but +1

God made Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve!

ha!

Usher: Ticket please

The four guys with stars next to their avatars? Virgins.

No mention of The Plowman fist fucking the Wife of Bath?

great!

"I'm happy Shaq is focusing on football. But I have to ask, does that [wells up], does that, [sniffles], does [pauses] [puts head in hands] [sobs] [sniffles] [gathers], does, does that mean no more swings and slides?"

Nice job

Update: Costas has been fired. An NBC exec released the following statement: "Mr. Costas has attempted to put himself ahead of the games and lend unnecessary gravitas to what's supposed to be a celebration of a world united. He will be replaced by Al Roker. Mr. Roker has served NBC well for many years, and is planning…