His DNA was allegedly found on a mask...

"Dibs on the Sonics jersey!"

Well, it does seem like he sits behind a plate all day.

yah!

Don't pair it with Tuna.

this

+1

awful. -ly good.

Wait. Coors is not allowing stuff that's tasteless?

Please, David. Please tell me no image of Urkel's boner has surfaced either.

Great stuff.

Don't worry, Lenny, it gets better.

Not sure of a groan or a +1. Let's go with the latter.

and wanted to try it outside every ballpark in the majors

That's funny.

I'll go with the victory.

He's actually kind of a douchenozzle once you get to know him.

The penis mightier than the sword?

(tie goes to the runner?)

Ha!