Fuck 'em. Make all those bitches ride coach.

I kinda liked "The Deuce" as a nickname. Didn't ESPN drop it in the middle of the '94 Aloha Bowl?

I used to wear this purplish yellow eye socket to prove I was grounded. Love ya pops!

nice

My trip note: 8-wide, didn't respond

+1 to the all the good ones

I'm ashamed of myself.

I love this!

[beaten to it]

How many Germans does it take to fit a Fiat into a parking spot?

I've never had more fun watching a sporting event in my entire life. I was like a little kid. And so were Mike and Hubie. Make it work.

+1

Michelle's still pretty hot. Poor Bill Clinton is stuck with SOSOTUS.

+1

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