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Because they’re trained not too. They are trained that their lives are more important than anyone else’s and when in doubt, shoot first.

It’s not policing of freedom of speech. Twitter is a private platform, with terms of service everyone agrees to when they sign up. Violating those terms of service allows them to suspend or delete the account.

Thoughts and prayers

There are two secrets to making good pie crust:

Maybe, but I would say that del Toro is much better at using his style to further the story, as opposed to Burton who tends to use the story to show off his style.

Bitch please. Jay Cutler looked at that dead ass dolphin and was like, “I choke harder than that in the preseason, bro.” He then threw a pick six to the already dead dolphin.
Dude’s elite.

Rian Johnson Explains Leia’s Big Last Jedi Move Again for Fans Who Are Having Trouble Accepting It

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

Let the motherfucker burn.

They can name it whatever the fuck they want, it’s the Sears Tower.

If you absolutely have to go up a tall building to see the views and be a tourist don’t wait in line or buy a ticket. Dinner service starts at 5:00pm at the signature room in the John Hancock building. If you get there when it opens you can easily grab a table by the window. You’ll be sipping drinks, being waited

“And the A.I. sends an Alien back in time to kill Ripley’s parents before she’s born. We’ll call it the ‘Alienator.’ Man this is such a cool idea.”

That’s easy to do because the Element is all sorts of cool.

A fun thing to do when you’re bored is turn Simpsons quotes into Rupi Kaur poems.

“Who skeets the shorties?”

Yes. I am done being at work when I am at work, the last thing I want is to see Carol for free.

One of them must be named Porgins.

“Should have”