sober policy knower Paul Ryan

“I feared that some acquaintance would see me, interrogate me and never think the same of me again.”

DeVos went on to express nostalgia for “nearly full employment of the antebellum plantation system.”

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

So many kitty hugs to you.

I’m so sorry you lost Jewel. She seemed like a real humdinger of a cat.

What a sweet little bean :c I’m so sorry about your loss my dude

I’m so sorry about your friend. She sounds amazing. My funny 16-yr old sphynx isn’t eating at the moment, and we’re afraid. They need to live forever!

Pointing out that the Emperor Has No Clothes is a legitimate opposition tactic. Doing it daily as the sole method of your criticism, like Maddow and Olbermann, is what reduces its effectiveness.

And proto Gojira was a great idea. He should evolve during the film.

That’s not even in the top 100 reasons why I don’t want to move to Waco and live in a fixer upper.

In less suburban areas where there is little to no competition for terrestrial providers, the cable companies jack up their rates and seldom allow customers to restart a promotional pricing after the initial period has ended. They also charge nickel and dime for every piece of equipment plus additional taxes and fees-…

You, however, can fuck off.

“Home Depot, Lowes do not carry 2x4's”

Fuck the Democratic Party for not actually developing a bench. We were choosing between a flawed candidate (at least in terms of public perception — which is all that matters) and a 75 year old guy who mostly identified as socialist.

i am angry today. i am fucking raging.

What is this from? It looks like he just fisted that vat of mustard and got caught.

This spider was bitten by a smaller spider that had been bombarded with strange radiation during an experiment, giving it the proportional strength of a spider plus the proportional strength of another spider. He now goes by the name of “Spider-Spider”.