Have a Pimm’s Cup instead. Thank me later.

Every spring or mid-winter thaw in Chicago will simply tear up robot cars as the potholes bloom.

some kind of unspoken stereotype of black women that they have to be strong 24/7 and carry everyone on their shoulders. Fuck that. It’s OK to be afraid.

By the end of the movie the soul stone is destroed to free everyone, and the remaining stones are each broken in half.... lost through time and space until finally reunited as jewellery...

By a man named Trevor.

I don’t actually agree with the premise of this tweet, but it made me laugh like a hyena nonetheless.

created by John Astin and Caroline Jones

Thor 2 is the best Thor movie and one of the best movies in the MCU and I WILL die on this hill.

Hercules Capital

I have a horrible feeling that you scraped that off onto a mirror, cut it up into lines and snorted it.

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. -Dolly Parton 

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

The Smithonian’s Udvar-Hazy Center displays a space suit worn on the moon by astronaut Dave Scott on Apollo 15. Its legs are stained grey with moon dust, and you’re standing just inches from it. Knocks me out every time.

I like this game! Lake Bluff Brewing Company in Lake Bluff, IL! They have a shocking amount of taps for a very small place. Good mix of styles and ABVs. Have an extensive vinyl collection from which they play full albums, and on Tuesday you can bring in your own Album for them to play! Sizes for beers come in 10oz,…

not knowing all the words, i suspect.

Whats up with that needs Jason Sudeikas jumping off things to truly work

As a home owner and competent DIY weekend warrior, I have quite a few tools that I use for repairs and projects. I learned a long time ago you can be frugal on the type of power tools you buy, but DON’T be frugal when it comes to the blades & bits: a cheap tool + a good bit/blade will work 95% of the time.  

Raisins don’t even belong in Oatmeal Raisin Cookies. Replace raisins with small chunks of dark chocolate - problem solved. I also replace about half the cookie batter with natural peanut butter - but I’m crazy that way.

Raisins are one of the like, four foods I will not eat. I hate them so much.

I think the Honda Element is a great college car. Funky looking, reliable, surprisingly roomy, easy to clean interior, available AWD, available manual (good luck finding one though), can sleep in it (or other things). Unfortunately they have been out of production awhile but you can still find some with lower miles…