Totally off topic, but I started using turbinado sugar to make simple syrup. It multiples coffee by a force factor of 683.

Sis Jabroni does a couple of sneaky tricks.

Ripple coffee creamer is BOSS.

I went back to an alarm clock with one alarm, no snooze.

This article 50 million words long, which can simply be boiled down to:

This really seems more like a Colin Furze kind of question.

Yeah, I went through the agony of the Palmer Method when I was a kid (our elementary school had illustrations for pen position, elbow position, letter height, letter slant, etc that dated back to the 1920's).

I’m still crushed that The Hateful BB-8 didn’t win.

Jesus fuck. Really? You’re going to be insulting and try to beat me with your nerd slide rule because you misread my post?

A year later and you can’t come up with a better argument.

No shortage of bigots and fools in Russia. I’m sure you’ll be able to vote in the next US Presidential election there.

I cannot stress this highly enough:

Why did anyone give James Franco money to make this film?

Franco invited Hitler on stage?

I’ve been through therapy and my relationship with my sister is one of those things we cannot fix. She has severe bipolar issues, and is difficult for me to be around. To those who are immune to her world’s effects, she’s a very good person. Her friends love her. She’s also a mom and pretty damn good one. We’re just…

Merle is an excellent cat name. Especially since he’s ornery. He spits fishbone chaw and asks, “Whatta YOU lookin at?”

“The Majestic Plural”

Buddy of mine decided he was going to see Springsteen in NYC later this year and ended up shelling out a lot of money for what he considered ‘adequate’ seats. I can’t say that he’s spending his money wisely (I’m not a Springsteen fan, he is). But the amount of money you have to be willing to part with to see any…

Yeah, we have a 16 lbs. ‘rescue panther’ who, despite his giant size, is an absolute pile of moosh who needs cuddles pretty much every hour Mrs. Jabroni is awake. He’s her cat.

For one, no mess.