Fighting is all my sister and I did until she left home (she was 20, I was 19). And we haven’t spoken since, except to sort out arrangements for my Mom’s death. It’s not like it’s my parents’ fault; they couldn’t have stopped us from fighting if their lives depended on it.

I just like the picture of the kitty

“Two Buck Chuck Spokesman Replaces Sexual Predator on Today”

So...

Mrs. Jabroni got me one of these for my birthday.

Mrs. Jabroni got me one of these for my birthday.

It rocks hard, but it is not for those of weak fibre. Please make sure a parent or guardian signs the consent form before sampling.

Mrs. Jabroni makes these but uses pretzels, Cap’n Crunch, and peanuts.

The Dana Gould Hour (rarely an hour). It gets a little obnoxio sometimes, but the guests are good and I find it funny.

She is a stupendously manipulative cow. The White House Press Corps is so archaic, and she knows it. These mo-mos have been made obsolete by Twitter, and they don’t even realize it.

Remember, remember!

It’s respect for Guy Fawkes.

I draw every day. Usually at lunch. It is less discursive than stream-of-consciousness writing, but I feel a lot more grounded somehow when I finish.

I ride a commuter train five days a week, total time spent commuting... just under 3 hours a day. In the 10 years I’ve been riding, I’ve seen people scream at other people because ‘their perfume was too strong’, fights (one dude put another dude in a headlock because first dude didn’t like the way second dude said…

Never let it be said you didn’t do the least you could do. A lame-ass defence for something you already decided to do: nothing.

Chicago is always a great example of the failure of politically-correct leadership.

Let me see if I understand this: you believe your dentist converted to Judaism for the jokes?

From what I remember reading and hearing in a couple of WTF interviews with comics of that period, when David started his standup career (long before Seinfeld, long before Fridays), he was openly hostile with the audience— accusing them of not liking him, being anti-semitic, etc. He’d get 5 minutes into a set and…

Turn off autocorrect and read what you’ve typed. It helps the quality of your spelling, e-mail, and messages.

No, cos that means Trump is going to fart into his mouth while Eric & Jr. harmonize “That’s the sound of the men / Workin’ on the chain gang...”

“The three slice barrier” is now added to my personal lexicon as relates to overindulgence.