“Two Buck Chuck Spokesman Replaces Sexual Predator on Today”

TO ME, MY HAWKMEN!!!

So...

The Boss Baby.

Mrs. Jabroni got me one of these for my birthday.

Mrs. Jabroni got me one of these for my birthday.

You’ve got an article about the next Jurassic movie, and you’re surprised that there’s a dearth of intelligence in movies?

Jesus Christ, hardcore nerd shit *is* boring.

It rocks hard, but it is not for those of weak fibre. Please make sure a parent or guardian signs the consent form before sampling.

Mrs. Jabroni makes these but uses pretzels, Cap’n Crunch, and peanuts.

Lots of setpiece battles. OK.

I’m happy this show is finding an audience. On his podcast, Dana Gould was talking with Mike Mendez about how hard it is to make a show that’s basically a horror program with funny bits in it, rather than a comedy program with bits of horror in it. When they get it right, there’s a good creepychuckle vibe I love.…

It’s amusing, but it’s hardly ‘excellent comedy writing’.

The Dana Gould Hour (rarely an hour). It gets a little obnoxio sometimes, but the guests are good and I find it funny.

She is a stupendously manipulative cow. The White House Press Corps is so archaic, and she knows it. These mo-mos have been made obsolete by Twitter, and they don’t even realize it.

Remember, remember!

It’s respect for Guy Fawkes.

It’s worked so well in the past— Pullman, Fordlândia, Milton Keynes... what could possibly go wrong?

I draw every day. Usually at lunch. It is less discursive than stream-of-consciousness writing, but I feel a lot more grounded somehow when I finish.

This is exactly the area where I expected Johnny Depp to excel. My disappointment is boundless.

Don’t need story. Just need this of this actor, reuniting with other actors from the cast of that thing... you know, the thing they did together? When your parents were dating?