Oklahoma

Now I really don’t wanna watch.

That’s the joke.

Gavrilo Princip was a living person who shot Archduke Ferdinand and his wife, not an actor playing a role. That’s the difference. Living people play roles. Characters are roles.

Counter:

They’re called “church keys” because the triangular-shaped hole they leave looks like a church steeple.

I’m not sure consistency=believability is the best metric with this, or any other Godzilla movie.

Exactly. If they can swing the rights, then I’m in Fat(ter) City.

It’s for people like me, who love to laugh at the movies.

Do you have a guide? Otherwise, this is just a “my network is sooooo much better than yours” pipe-swinging rant.

Do you have a guide? Otherwise, this is just a “my network is sooooo much better than yours” pipe-swinging rant.

David Cross needs to shut it and walk away.

I am not even gonna bother with watching the clip. His slow arm movements like a blissed-out Mary Tyler Moore are all the assurance I need for Thor.

This isn’t about the quality of the movies. It’s about the quality of a performance. I concur with all of these picks.

The President Show called this back in May...

And yet, Pfeiffer loves that the Burton sequel still holds up against the dozens of modern superhero movies. “It was all Tim Burton,” she says. “He was able to bring this heart and darkness and humor to it.”

Which really pissed me off. That could have been so much FUN.

It’s like watching the 13 Ghosts remake.

No chance in hell. Players need their millions, too. They’ll cave or be released.

Mopergirl?

Apple pie casserole.